| | ::POOF:: | | Goodbye (leaving the room) |
| | avo | | grandmother |
| | cbar | | goodbye |
| | cola | | glue |
| | das | | give |
| | DATO | | gave |
| | dea | | goddess |
| | DFC | | good seats |
| | dna | | genes |
| | DOY | | give |
| | el | | god |
| | fatt | | got |
| | g-unit | | Guerrilla Unit |
| | G.D.M.F.S.O.A.B. | | god damn mother f**king son of a b*tch |
| | G.I. | | General Infantry |
| | G.P.R.S. | | General Packet Radio Switching |
| | G.U.A.M. | | Giving Up and Masturbating |
| | G/G | | got to go |
| | G/G | | Gotta go |
| | G2C | | Government To Citizen |
| | G2H | | Go to Hell |
| | g2l | | got to leave |
| | g2lkb | | got to leave keyboard |
| | G2R | | got to run |
| | G3 | | Group of Three |
| | GAAP | | Generally Accepted Accounting Principles |
| | GAAP | | Generally Agreed Accounting Principles |
| | GAC | | get a clue |
| | GAC | | Grilled American cheese sandwich |
| | GAF | | Gay Asian Female |
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