| TWA | | Talking With Abbreviations |
| twain | | Technology Without An Important Name |
| twain | | Technology Without An Interesting Name |
| twajs | | That was a joke, son |
| twajs | | that was a joke, son. |
| TWBG | | That Would Be Great |
| twcbn | | that which cannot be named |
| TWDNMAR | | Two Wrongs Do Not Make A Right |
| TWDT | | The whole damn thing |
| TWE | | That was easy |
| TWHAB | | This Won't Hurt A Bit |
| TWHAB | | this won’t hurt a bit |
| twie | | The Way it Ends |
| TWIRBEM | | the world is run by evil monkeys |
| TWIS | | That's What I Said |
| TWIS | | twice |
| TWITF | | That's What It's There For |
| TWIWI | | That Was Interesting Wasn't It |
| TWIWI | | that was interesting wasn’t it? |
| TWIWI | | That Was Interesting, Wasn\'t It? |
| TWIWI | | that was interesting, wasn’t it? |
| TWLY | | this week last year |
| twma | | till we meet again |
| TWOP | | Television Without Pity |
| TWS | | Thermal Weapons Sight |
| twss | | That's what she said |
| twss | | thats what she said |
| twssln | | that's what she said last night |
| TWSWDWRWF | | Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas |
| twsy | | that was so yesterday |
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