Want something other than funny SMS messages Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the button lady @ bar sEz gueS my wgt n U cn sleep W me , mn says 300 lbs, she says close enuf letz go Lord pleas let der B enuf seats n heaven so Rosa Parks wont act a damm fool! God made man thN rested , god made woman thN n01 rested U tk mi hm, u hold mi, tk off my top N put ur lips on mine.THANK GOD I AM A BEER BOTTLE Prev123 4 5678910Next