Want something other than funny SMS messages Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttonPriest Lost His Hen,Asked During Mass: Any1 got a cock? All men Stood up. I mean any1 seen a cock? All women stood up. I meant any1 seen my cock? All Kids stood up Q: w@ goes ha, ha, ha, plop? A: sum1 <L> their hed off! Birdy birdy n D sky lft a poopie n my eye me dont care me dont cry me jst glad dat cows cant fly hi hw r U? fanC goin ot 2nite? cll me. Prev12 3 45678910Next