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hard wrk nvr iced nebody , bt Y? tak D chncTranslate SMS!
I dnt hv D muscles of stallone , im nt as handsome as brad pitt , im nt as tuff as schwarzenegger , bt i cn sure as hell lick as gud as Lassie ! !Translate SMS!
u r summoned 2 cupids 4 bein so sxy an trspasin in my fantasies, if found guilti ,u wil be sentenced 2 3ours ov hot sex wiv me , how do u plead ?Translate SMS!
ur so sxy u drve me nsane wen i l%k at u my <3 is in pain,yr sxy voice puts me in slumber oh shit srry got th rong numbaTranslate SMS!
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