Want something other than funny SMS messages Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the button*Newsflash* A nu stdy frm USA hz jst reveld dat F u r sexually inxperienced n sht n bd u wl b oldin ur fone n ur rite hand I askD god 4 a @}- he gave me a gardN i askD him 4 a trE he gave me a 4st i askD him 4 a pal he let me dwn mn he gave me ur numbA a 90 yr old women and man wer havin sex and the man was sukin her tits.later the man diedin postmotem report cause of death was expired milk! Jack n jill went up da hill so jack could lik jillz fanny but poor jacks gob was filled with knob cos jillz a fukn tranny! Prev1 2 345678910Next
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