Want something other than funny SMS messages Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttonA girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, theres nobody home.I went over. Nobody was home lady @ bar sEz gueS my wgt n U cn sleep W me , mn says 300 lbs, she says close enuf letz go Lord pleas let der B enuf seats n heaven so Rosa Parks wont act a damm fool! God made man thN rested , god made woman thN n01 rested Prev12345678 9 10Next