Want something other than funny SMS messages Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttonJelly baby goes to the Dr & says Dr iv got aids d Dr replys how can u ur a jelly baby & Jelly baby says but Dr iv slept wit ALLSORTS! It goes n DRY it cums ot WET D longA its n D better it GETS.. wen it cums out, It DRIPS n SAGS, Stop thinkN of sex... Its a Tbag A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, theres nobody home.I went over. Nobody was home lady @ bar sEz gueS my wgt n U cn sleep W me , mn says 300 lbs, she says close enuf letz go Prev12 3 45678910Next