Want something other than funny SMS messages Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttonbaby monkey asks her mum "y r we so ugly?" mum replies " thank God we l%k lk dis, u shud av seen D 1 readin dis mssg Failure has a 000 resons, 6S duznt nd 1 Women r D bst motors. accept NE sIz piston, r slf lubricating, *t ^ W a fingA, changes oil evry 4 wks, n a ful tank lasts 9 mths wots 10 inches long 2 inches thik & strts wiv p??? A really good crap ! Prev123456789 10 Next