Want something other than funny SMS messages Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttona 90 yr old women and man wer havin sex and the man was sukin her tits.later the man diedin postmotem report cause of death was expired milk! Jack n jill went up da hill so jack could lik jillz fanny but poor jacks gob was filled with knob cos jillz a fukn tranny! Priest Lost His Hen,Asked During Mass: Any1 got a cock? All men Stood up. I mean any1 seen a cock? All women stood up. I meant any1 seen my cock? All Kids stood up Q: w@ goes ha, ha, ha, plop? A: sum1 <L> their hed off! Prev1 2 345678910Next