Want something other than funny SMS jokes? Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttonwot do a bungee jump n a hooker ave in common? ans: dey r both cheap, fast n if da rubber breaks ur ded! the NHS regrets 2 inform u that yr birth was an accident, plz report 2 yr nearest hospital 2 B put down ,we apologise 4 NE INCONVINIENCE dis txt cost 22 . dis cud feed a *vin ethiopian 4 7days . . . . snd dis on 2 7 pals N starve D blighter for a week! HELP! The poilce are lukin 4 a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & v.gorgeous. U hav already bin elliminated from ther enquiries but wer do u fink i shud hide??? [1] 2345678910Next
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