Want something other than funny SMS jokes? Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the button I triD sniffing coke D otha day, but D ice cubes got stuk n my noz mobile mobile in my hand whos da sexist in da land the mobile laughed n made a grunt its not u ya ugly cunt. der wr 2 blondes walkin n D wuds wen dey came across trax, 1 said dey wr deer trax da otha said dey wr k9 trax! dey wr stll fytin wen D zug hit em! U LIAR, THOUGHT I COULD TRUST U, Y DID U OPEN UR BIG MOUTH, Im never tellin U ANYTHIN AGAIN, STOP TELLIN every1 dat im so beautiful!! [1] 2345678910Next
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