Want something other than funny SMS jokes? Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttonUr in bed, ur alone, u hear a noise, u go dwnstairs, its dark, ur T.Vz floating in the air, wot do u say? DROP IT DARKIE! I triD sniffing coke D otha day, but D ice cubes got stuk n my noz mobile mobile in my hand whos da sexist in da land the mobile laughed n made a grunt its not u ya ugly cunt. der wr 2 blondes walkin n D wuds wen dey came across trax, 1 said dey wr deer trax da otha said dey wr k9 trax! dey wr stll fytin wen D zug hit em! [1] 2345678910Next