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Man: w%d U lk 2 sit on my face Woman: Y? S yr nose bigger thn yr dik
wot do a bungee jump n a hooker ave in common? ans: dey r both cheap, fast n if da rubber breaks ur ded!
the NHS regrets 2 inform u that yr birth was an accident, plz report 2 yr nearest hospital 2 B put down ,we apologise 4 NE INCONVINIENCE
dis txt cost 22 . dis cud feed a *vin ethiopian 4 7days . . . . snd dis on 2 7 pals N starve D blighter for a week!
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