Want something other than funny SMS jokes? Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttonda oday i broght a nu car radio. shout soul, plays soul. shout rock, plays rock. i woz drivin ome from wk yestaday and sum kidz ran in front ov mi car. i shouted f**kin kidz and it played Gary Glitter D irish army av had 2 snd der bst fmale officers 2 D gulf. unfortunatly dey mixed up their anthrax W their tampax n poisoned D rong c*nts If a X was a raindrop id send u showas, If a hug was a second id send u hrs, if a smile was water id send u the C, If Lv was a person id send u me! BOY: mummy y u jumpin on daddy MUM:2 flaten hs tummy BOY: bt mummy it wont wrk MUM: BOY: cos D womn frm nxt door cums n da mornin 2 blo him ^ [1] 2345678910Next
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