Want something other than funny SMS jokes? Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttonQ: watz D diff btw a smrt blonde n a UFO? A: der av bn sightings of UFOs. Q. Y? do >- blk widow spiders kil their males aftr mating? A. 2 stop D |^o B4 it strts Q: Y did T cnnibal rush ovr 2 T cafeteria? A: He heard kids wr 1/2 price. Ur in bed, ur alone, u hear a noise, u go dwnstairs, its dark, ur T.Vz floating in the air, wot do u say? DROP IT DARKIE! [1] 2345678910Next