Want something other than funny SMS jokes? Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttonmobile mobile in my hand whos da sexist in da land the mobile laughed n made a grunt its not u ya ugly cunt. der wr 2 blondes walkin n D wuds wen dey came across trax, 1 said dey wr deer trax da otha said dey wr k9 trax! dey wr stll fytin wen D zug hit em! U LIAR, THOUGHT I COULD TRUST U, Y DID U OPEN UR BIG MOUTH, Im never tellin U ANYTHIN AGAIN, STOP TELLIN every1 dat im so beautiful!! wich drops 1st? D blond or brunet? itz D brunet coz D blond hz 2 ask 4 drctns! [1] 2345678910Next