Want something other than funny SMS jokes? Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttonWhy do cows look so depressed when being milked? Well, if somebody woke u up early, rubbed ur tits for 2 hours & didnt f**k u , youd be pissed off 2!! A guy walks ^ 2 a gal n says: Wanna play magic? She asks: wadya mean? He says: We go 2 my place, boink n thN U DSapER! w@ hz a 10 pin bowling ball n a woman got n comman? they both lov getN pikD up, fingered + fukD ^ an alley + they both cum rollin bac 4 mor. . yday I seen ur splitting img, he/she lOkd jst lk U!!!! I evn shouted ur nme, wen it turnD rnd it jst s@ der picking its ass n e@tiN bananas. thN I relized twas a (8-})! [1] 2345678910Next
button