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a blonde takes her car 2 a mechnaic 4 repair.Mechanic fixes it in 2 mins , just shit in the air filter he says . the blonde says how often do I do that?
A coupl felt horny Dcided 2 pul over n av pa$n8 sx n D car. a cop caughtt em n D act . D cop wrote a ticket D offense wz doiN 69 n a 60 zone
A woman in hospital after having a fanny tuck gets 3 bouquets, 1 frm her hubby, 1 from the surgen n 1 frm Eric n D burns unit 2 say thanx 4 D nu ears
@ 20 , a man plays rugby, @ 30 turns 2 10s , @ 4t turns 2 golf ! CONCLUSION: as a man gets older hs balz get smalR!
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