Want something other than funny SMS jokes? Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttondid u hear bout da mouse who took viagra half an hour l8r he was walkin round da kitchen sayin wheres da pussy now then nws FLASH: war strtd n Iraq. prez Bush hz ordrD 1000 K9s 2 srch Saddam. mssion S getN delayed as 1 K9 S stil readN dis sms msg da oday i broght a nu car radio. shout soul, plays soul. shout rock, plays rock. i woz drivin ome from wk yestaday and sum kidz ran in front ov mi car. i shouted f**kin kidz and it played Gary Glitter D irish army av had 2 snd der bst fmale officers 2 D gulf. unfortunatly dey mixed up their anthrax W their tampax n poisoned D rong c*nts [1] 2345678910Next
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