Want something other than funny SMS jokes? Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the button*Newsflash* A nu study frm america has jst reveld that F u r sexually inxperienced and shit in bed u will b oldin ur fone in ur rite hand! Hw du piss off n archeologist?Shw her a usde tampon n ask her wat period tis frm! Why do cows look so depressed when being milked? Well, if somebody woke u up early, rubbed ur tits for 2 hours & didnt f**k u , youd be pissed off 2!! A guy walks ^ 2 a gal n says: Wanna play magic? She asks: wadya mean? He says: We go 2 my place, boink n thN U DSapER! [1] 2345678910Next
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