Want something other than funny SMS jokes? Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttonY? dz a woman hav 2 pair of lips?................... 1 S 4 fightin n 1 S 2 make up Is it me or do u luv it wen they go down on u, But wen u feel it gettin good they go bac up? DAMN GAS PRICES teacher: y wasnt u in skool yesterday?jimmy:my dad got burnt!teacher: oh i hope its not too bad...jimmy: WELL THEY DNT F**K AROUND IN DA CREMATOURIAM!! ur F? +I wtd 2 do somit specl 4 ur BDay So we're havN u put 2 zzz. [1] 2345678910Next