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A man was about 2 say ~i do~ when d brides fada gave him a note dat read, Goods not refundable after payment .D man passed him a note dat red,Contract void if seal is broken.
gal tAkz a dress n 2 dry cleaners & asks 4 it 2 b cleanD. D mn S deaf & sEz cum again? gal blushes & replies NO ITS YOGHURT dis tym
how dz a man shO hes planin 4 D fucha? He buys an xtra case of (B)
a blonde takes her car 2 a mechnaic 4 repair.Mechanic fixes it in 2 mins , just shit in the air filter he says . the blonde says how often do I do that?
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