Want something other than funny SMS jokes? Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttonder wr 2 blondes walkin n D wuds wen dey came across trax, 1 said dey wr deer trax da otha said dey wr k9 trax! dey wr stll fytin wen D zug hit em! U LIAR, THOUGHT I COULD TRUST U, Y DID U OPEN UR BIG MOUTH, Im never tellin U ANYTHIN AGAIN, STOP TELLIN every1 dat im so beautiful!! wich drops 1st? D blond or brunet? itz D brunet coz D blond hz 2 ask 4 drctns! whr DY fnd a k9 W no legz? ryt whr U lft him. Prev12345678 9 10Next