Want something other than funny SMS jokes? Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttonpenis z 2 D balz, cum on, IL taK u 2 D pRT 2nite. D balz z, u f**kin liar evrytme u go n, u leaV me on D O/side knockin. *<|:o)> clause hs brokN hs leg n cnt drive hs sleigh but dnt wori Michael Jackson hs offered 2 sneak n ll D lil boyz r%ms n Mt hs sak Boy: dad dad whats that handing like a cricket bat.Dad: shut up you idiot boy its your moms favouriet toy. hw cum u cn sue fag companies 4 givin u cancA, McDonalds 4 makin u f@ bt u cnt sue budweiser 4 ll D ppl u f**kD!!!!! lol Prev123456789 10 Next