Want something other than funny SMS jokes? Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttonnw dat food hs replacd sx n my lyf, I cnt evn gt N2 my own pants. watz d diff btw men n pigs? A: Pigs dnt turn N2 men wen dey \_/... w@ did da aboriginal gal sA after her !st sexual xperience?get off me dad ur squishin my smokes. last nyt some Monkeys came runN 2 my room. dey wtd 2 trobl gud ppl... I suggestd ur nme. dey z O!!!No we cant disturb r Boss... Prev1 2 345678910Next