Want something other than funny SMS jokes? Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttona scientisths invented a bra dat stops tits bobbing up n dwn n nipples sticking out n D cold, his colleagues av kickD hs F**king hed n jack n jill wnt up da hill 2 ave a bit o fun bt silly jill 4gt da pill so now dey hav got a son Behnd evry successful mn isa surprised wmn y is it u cn sue a cigrett cmpny 4 canca, McDs 4 getin fat bt u cant sue Jim Beam 4 all da ugly c*nts uve f*cked! Prev12 3 45678910Next