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a blonde wlks ^ 2 a man n asks 4 a job. dman jst lols n sEz u cn repaint my porch. d blonde sEz ok n wen she finishes she calls dman &he screams. she painted S porshe.
lst nyt I Culdnt shut eye. I wtd yr warm agenst my skin. I wtd u on me. I wtd 2 feel yall ovr my bod.. bt I c%dnt fnd u! whr did I put my PYJAMAZ?
DdU heA bout d ldy hu gave brth 2 a blok of w%d? dey sA she wz NAILED by a CARPENTER
w@ did d blondes ryt leg sA 2 d lft leg? nothin. They've nvr met.
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