Want something other than funny SMS jokes? Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttonw@ did da aboriginal gal sA after her !st sexual xperience?get off me dad ur squishin my smokes. last nyt some Monkeys came runN 2 my room. dey wtd 2 trobl gud ppl... I suggestd ur nme. dey z O!!!No we cant disturb r Boss... Gsus wlkD in2 a hotel, W a h& ful on nails, z cn u put me ^ 4t nyt. Blonde: I tnk my tits r ful of H2O. dr: hw do u figa dat? Blonde: evrytme a guy squeezes em my (!) gets wet Prev12345 6 78910Next
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