Want something other than funny SMS jokes? Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttonA guy walks ^ 2 a gal n says: Wanna play magic? She asks: wadya mean? He says: We go 2 my place, boink n thN U DSapER! w@ hz a 10 pin bowling ball n a woman got n comman? they both lov getN pikD up, fingered + fukD ^ an alley + they both cum rollin bac 4 mor. . yday I seen ur splitting img, he/she lOkd jst lk U!!!! I evn shouted ur nme, wen it turnD rnd it jst s@ der picking its ass n e@tiN bananas. thN I relized twas a (8-})! mickey mouses solicitor says u cant dvorce minny on the grounds shes got buck teeth. Micky replyed thats not what i meant when i sEd she was fuckin goofy [1] 2345678910Next
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