Want something other than rude txt messages Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the button1c u were a flwr & I ws a dog & I gv u a showr i suk da Nd realy slo nd watch da wite bgin 2 flo, i cnt rezist likin da rim b4 i thrust my tung rite in CADBURYS CREM EGG HOW DO U E@ URS? a mn goes ^ 2 a Wmn n a nyt clb & sez "D names Bond" she sAz "James Bond" he sAz "no unibond im ere 2 fill ur crack" The Fanny Poem:This is a hole that nvr heals,D more u rub it the better it feels,and all the soap frm here 2 hell can never wash away that fishy smell!!!!!!!!!!!!! Prev123 4 5678910Next