Want something other than rude txt messages Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttonDo u lik maths?if so ad a bed subtract ur clothes divide ur legs & we can multiply! Doctor: do u watch ur hubbies face while havin sex? Lady: I did once & al i saw was anger . Doctor: Why is sat? Lady: coz he was wotching frm da window!! Why do women not fart until dey are married? cos they do not hav an rsole! practice safe sex go fuck ur self Prev123456 7 8910Next