Want something other than rude txt messages Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttonMad mary was speedin around the mental hospital as usual in her wheelchair. Mad Joe stopped her and asked 4 her lience, sh*t she said and sped off around the corner. Mad Jim then stopped her and asked 4 insurance, f*ck she said and took off again at speed. Rounding a corner she met BIG JOHN standin stark naked with a massive erection, oh no she said, not the breathaliser again How do u knw ur girlfriend is gagging 4 it? its when you put your hand in her nickers and u think your feeding a horse!! What is the different betwin ladis & battery?A battery also have a possitive side. dus? Prev123456789 10 Next