Want something other than rude txt messages Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttonI only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day! Q wots d same lookin as green slimy jelly? A sperm sorry 2 disturb u , its urgent, can u fax me ur photo quickly . a serious matter has come up actually we are playing cards & we lost the joker a guy stiks his location in a gals destination 2 increase da population 4 da nxt generation do u get my explanation or do u need a demonstration! Prev123456 7 8910Next