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The Fanny Poem:This is a hole that nvr heals,D more u rub it the better it feels,and all the soap frm here 2 hell can never wash away that fishy smell!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woman r like KFC u start with da leg and work to the breast, b4 u no it u got juice runin down ya chin, and all ya got left is a greasy box to put ya bone in
sex is like a maths test! me plus u, minus da clothes, add da bed, divid da legs and multiply the organasims! fancy a maths test?
oi pal rmbr dat w/o stupidity der cn B no wisdom & w/o ugliness der cn B no beauty, so the world needs U after all!
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