Want something other than rude txt messages Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttonlittle miss muffet sat on a tuffet wid a dildo the size of her arm along came a nigga whos c**k was much bigger and did her sum perminent harm I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day! Q wots d same lookin as green slimy jelly? A sperm sorry 2 disturb u , its urgent, can u fax me ur photo quickly . a serious matter has come up actually we are playing cards & we lost the joker Prev1 2 345678910Next