Want something other than rude txt messages Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttona little boy iz found cryin in tescos coz hez lost. a security gard askes him wats ur mum like? the little boy replies vodka and big diks! I have got a big, juC ,tube steak prepD jst ryt 4 U B a lody not a nun opN wide n av some fun big or sml, thik or thin.. vasaline wil get it n!! Sx s bad sx s a sin sins r forgvn so stik it in. Prev1234567 8 910Next