Want something other than rude txt messages Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttonu got class, u got style, u got da ass, u got da smile, u got da face, u got da body-i got da wrong fukin numba, sorri!!! roses r red violts r blu da buldog nxt door reminds me of u! Do u lik maths?if so ad a bed subtract ur clothes divide ur legs & we can multiply! Doctor: do u watch ur hubbies face while havin sex? Lady: I did once & al i saw was anger . Doctor: Why is sat? Lady: coz he was wotching frm da window!! [1] 2345678910Next