Want something other than rude txt messages Hover your mouse over the txt message to translate txt into plain english or click the buttonroses r red violts r blu da buldog nxt door reminds me of u! Do u lik maths?if so ad a bed subtract ur clothes divide ur legs & we can multiply! Doctor: do u watch ur hubbies face while havin sex? Lady: I did once & al i saw was anger . Doctor: Why is sat? Lady: coz he was wotching frm da window!! Why do women not fart until dey are married? cos they do not hav an rsole! Prev1234567 8 910Next