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Mad mary was speeding around the mental hospital as usual in her wheelchair. Mad Joe stopped her and asked for her licence, sh*t she said and moved very fast off around the corner. Mad Jim then stopped her and asked for protection against disaster, fuck she said and took off again at speed. Rounding a corner she meet BIG JOHN standing stark undressed with a monsterous erection, oh no she said, not the breathaliser again